November Nuggets of Wisdom #4

Beauty magazines have one practical application: kindling.

If someone tells you that you have massive physical flaws that you need to fix, they are probably trying to sell you something.  Don’t let people take your self-esteem and sell it back to you at a markup.

Dieting sucks and will ruin your life. Eat healthy and exercise, and don’t give a flying squirrel about the size of your body.  It doesn’t matter.

No matter what size you wear, the store will ALWAYS be out of whatever it is you’re looking for in your size. It’s not you. There’s a conspiracy.