No matter how funny you think it will be, never throw anything at people’s faces. It will only end badly.
Attention World: Eating a cheeseburger or a slice of pie does not “undo” your workout. Working out strengthens your muscles and increases your endurance. Last I checked, cheeseburgers don’t have the power to reverse this. Also, whining about how whatever you’re eating screws up whatever it is you did annoys everyone around you. Cut it out.
“A man can no more diminish God’s glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.”
- C.S. Lewis
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.